Wednesday, March 04, 2009

On the road again!

You have been randomly and/or exclusively selected to join us on our 2500 mile trek through Mexico via this blogspot, 2ManCoup. Although the 2 week journey doesn't begin until March 13 of 2009, we will begin preparations and take you through our goings on daily or bi-every other daily(?). This new journey promises to be the best yet. We guarantee 37% more Adam abuse!, some of the most mind boggling karate ever recorded, possible home invasions, extensive vehicle problems, worse grammar and the most excessive and unnecassary use of commas and parentheses you have ever seen, and most importantly, aside from the Adam abuse, 3 new adventurers will be introduced. I will do so briefly here, but promise to give a more extensive and colorful profile in the days and weeks to come.

We have 'Mark the Shark' or 'Marcos' who is unmerciful in all things requiring mercy. He will surprise you with the depths that he will sink to. An excellent addition.

Then there is 'Trent who refuses to pay rent' or 'Trent'. His compassion is his downfall and a liability, but his wrangling of ferocious animals including crocodiles, water buffalo, Pepe, and mean to semi-mean dogs and cats is something that we all look forward to seeing.

Last but certainly not least is 'Ryan who would rather be flyin' or 'El conquistador de amor' or 'Ryan'. He is a gold medal marksman(Barcelona games of 96') and a very successful tax evader, thus the many aliases. I have also seen him rip a phone book in half. Look forward to seeing him in the 'World's Strongest Man Competition 2011' to be aired on ESPN Espanol 7 in March of 2013 weekends at 1 am.

6 Comments:

Blogger H. Pierre Schlomo Presley said...

finally. I have an excuse to vomit in my mouth (again).

11:00 AM  
Blogger Mandie said...

This is too funny! I have gone back and read your past journeys and I'm glad I'll be able to follow the newest one. Good Luck!

11:22 AM  
Blogger Joshua Hilsee said...

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9:55 PM  
Blogger Joshua Hilsee said...

YEEEEEEEES! There really couldn't be a greater gift than seeing this blog come back to life.

I can die a happy man now.

9:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sandge was so wrong... i am excited about more updates

3:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My life has purpose again.

9:55 AM  

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