Cleaning a Gargantuan 101

Many of you have written in to ask how one begins to bathe a formidable man-beast like Adam when no car wash is available. It is on that subject that I will attempt to satisfy your curiosities at this time. The truth is that it is not an easy task. Your standard bathroom/shower area is insufficient as a staging ground for the aforementioned cleansing as Adam is a creature that boasts a tremendous girth. It is due to this fact that his baths are infrequent and his odor is stunningly awesome. The only suitable alternative is a large body of water that is free from children, the elderly, and those with sensitive stomachs. So our latest adventure was to the beautiful Lake Atitlan in Guatemala. This place was amazing and all of these photos are, of course, pre-bath(the post-bath photos have been seized by the Guatemalan government to be used in numerous upcoming civil and federal trials). This lake is surrounded by many Mayan indian villages that contain 14 different dialects making verbal communication difficult. As you ride around the lake you can see indian women in the water washing clothes and then $10 million homes on the side of the hills. The lake is surrounded by mountains and volcanos. This is probably one of the coolest places that we have been. If you ever visit, you may not want to mention the 'Fat White Man Catastrophe of 06' as it is sure to be a sensitive issue for years to come.