The 3 Newbies

(Mark, Trent, and Ryan live in Minnesota, Birmingham, and Washington DC so I am currently without any appropriate photos of these 3. I will get some when we fellowship in Juarez on Friday. In the meantime I will give the people what they want. Which of course is a lovely dose of Zachalicious images. Ladies(and gentlemen) enjoy.)

First, we have Mark(or Marcos). He will be our mechanic and my co-trash talker. Mark also has an unbelievable talent that he has honed to perfection, and we will use it extensively. He can throw cookies at anything, in any situation(his specialty is ceiling fans). Mark will whip cookies out of our windows at passing motorists and pedestrians throughout our travels. Mark's interests include writing on post-it notes, chewing on dirty shoe laces, and rapidly opening and closing window blinds. We are very worried about Mark.

Next we have Trent. He will serve primarily as our doctor. We feel that he has enough med school under his belt to perform any surgery on Adam at any time. Trent will also serve as our voice of reason. He is wonderful at this in situations that we shouldn't be in. Sadly, we have never listened to Trent. And it is very unfortunate that I see no reason for this trend to change. Oh yeah, Trent once jumped off a boat onto a great white shark and rode it to Australia where he thanked it and then ate it alive. Hopefully this will come in handy.

Then there is Ryan. He is a late addition to our ship of fools, but a welcomed one. Ryan is the only one that is liked and tolerable to be around. The rest of us are jerks and ferocious enemies. The last and most important role that we had left was navigator, so we gave this to Ryan. We believe that Ryan, although blind, will get us exactly where we need to be. Ryan likes long walks on the beach and animal cruelty.