The forthcoming marriage of Trent

Now that we are on the road and Trent has limited access to a computer to check the blog I must make a confession. We will be looking for a wife for Trent as a tertiary objective(I would like to thank Coy Buckley for this word. He is a linguistic master and a delight although at times vexatious, afflictive, arduous, grievous, laborious, and inflamating. I don't know what our first two objectives are, but I have been dying to use 'tertiary'). Trent, although quite the ladies man, is currently unattached. I fear that if allowed to find his own mate, he will choose someone well-suited for him and live a happy life with this person. This would be great for him, but boring for those of us that would like to see him live a disastrous yet comical life with a wo(man) of our choosing. While Trent sleeps each night we will work around the clock in each town producing a backwards version of the popular television show, 'The Bachelor'. I trust that with his always improving yet limited Spanish we can get Trent legally married to a horrible woman without him having knowledge of what is going on. Please don't judge us. This is for entertainment purposes only(except for Trent, it probably won't be entertaining for him at all, God bless him).