Problems

I have recently been informed of two problems that exist on this site. I apologize on Adam's behalf(as they are inevitably due to his incompetence).

Problem #1: People are unable to post a comment w/out signing up.
Answer: Solved. If you have a problem with this again please let me know, and I will bring down all of my wrath on the masters of the computer world(which coincidentally I invented).

#2(more of a question): When does this manliest of conquests begin?
Answer: My whole life has been a manly conquest. But I will be leaving for Mexico on July 2nd with some of my dearest friends for a mission week in Juarez(Adam is already there). We will leave from Juarez on the 9th of July, and I will most likely be crowned king of the first town that we come to no later than the 10th of July(I am hoping for the afternoon of the 9th though).

Adam Learns To Use A Camera

I fear that I grossly underestimated the difficulty that is going
to be involved in travelling
with and/or spending any
amount of time at all with
Adam.

Adam Helping???

Considering the fact that Adam lacks the ability to read, write, or even speak properly like other kids his age, it is most likely that he doesn't know that he is looking at a map. He looks awfully cute trying though, eh?

Studious Preparation

It appears that Zach has found an interesting article on a city in Mexico. He looks very smart.

Building A Wall

When we get to the southern border of Mexico we will be constructing a wall to keep out all of the Belizians, Guatemalans, Hondurans, Nicaraguans, Costa Ricans, etc... If you would like to contribute to this project please let us know.

Viva la revolucion de los conquistadors de amor, Zach & Adam!!!

We will update and post whenever local technology allows. We will try to keep you abreast of our journeys and the inevitable & constant beatings that Adam receives on my whims and fancies.